Gay mario

I could never get into sports or racing games, as they were too intense and I preferred watching my older brother play them anyway. But Mario Kart was cute and bright and mario perfectly and had a perfect learning curve so that novices and experts alike could find infinite replay value.

Its multiplayer was also one of the gay. Also, canon is utilized when convenient. Please disagree with me gay tag yourselves! Mario is a cis, straight, white dude. He plays golf and soccer and races karts with Bowser mario every weekend. Sounds like a straight guy thing to do. Bowser is a late-in-life elder gay. He kidnaps Peach because he wants a mother for his child Bowser Jr.

Donkey Kong is also a late-in-life gay with a child from his early days DK Jr. Peach is a high femme pillow princess. In Super Smash bros she slaps her opponents around with her white gloves, a frying pan, or her umbrella, which, yes. She has no qualms about requiring Mario to rescue her over and over and giving him nothing but a kiss on the cheek in return, because she deserves better than his basic ass.

Just look at this guy. Lakitu is a nerdy but sweet pansexual who hopelessly crushes on straight girls and other cuties from her vantage point behind a stack of books in the library. Wario is a messy, sassy, playful polyamorous bottom. Though he works out constantly and is ripped look at those arms! Just putting that out there.

Rosalina is a bisexual hard femme top. Look at her white and seafoam leather motorcycle getup. I could easily see her being in the front of the pack for Dykes on Bikes. Waluigi is an ace andro nonbinary person who presents slightly masculine of center. Yoshi is a tender non-binary lesbian.

Mario Kart Characters Ranked in Terms of Queerness

Luigi is a sweet trans demisexual switch. Abeni, I love this. I have to laugh because I am a hardcore Luigi player. Literally almost never race with any other character, and especially not Mario, even though they have identical handling as do Toad and Koopa Troopa, DK Jr. Melee for hours on end.